Smallville: Reckoning

Obligatory Ferris Bueller’s Day Off tv-edit reference: “Clark is so tight if you stuck a piece of coal in his fist, in a minute, you’d have a diamond.”

Chloe quote of the episode: “…yanking on your closet door”

Man, I could write this show. It’s so retarded. And if you didn’t know who was going to die, for real, you haven’t been paying attention. Especially with all the Jor-el crap and the continuity of the movies and the comics, which while they’ve blatantly ignored it before, it was the character that was least utilized.

Also, funeral scene just an excuse to use slow motion snow.

The O.C.: The Pot Stirrer

Not the drugs! Not “the pot.”

That 70’s Show: Sweet Lady

Four Kings: Tale of the Tape

My Name Is Earl: Monkey’s in Space

The Office: The Carpet

Courting Alex: Everything I Know About Men – Pilot